What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:29

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
{RING} {RING}
What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.